Thursday, July 24, 2008

Glenn Beck article and the health of a nation

It was a very, very amusing, especially the line about how McCain deals in “facts.”??? What??? Has it occurred to you that the media is doing McCain a favor by not covering him too much? Otherwise, he might be left having to explain his “facts.” Such as showing us the border between Iraq and Afghanistan (can’t find it on my map!) Or explaining the time warp that enabled a surge that started in ‘07 to cause the ‘06 Anbar Awakening. I bet he believes that the omega 3 supplements come before the fish! The best multivitamin is for this guy to go away, seriously. Not to mention the time warp that turned Iraq into our first war after 9/11. Face it — McCain has moved well past the normal verbal slips that can cause anybody some embarrassment. What remains to be seen is whether he is totally ignorant of the facts, is making it up as he goes, or is deliberately dissembling for political expedience. Whichever one it is, it is completely distracting and disheartening to say the least! I have a caveman diet plan for McCain, stop talking! Just go around make a few gutteral noises and call it a day buddy.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

New childrens disease is scary

I can see where they can think this disease is caused by witchcraft. I mean anything that they can’t explain away they have to come up with some cause for it. Unfortunately they also think that they can cure it with their medicine men so to speak. So they wait too long to get real help.
I am sure also that this disease is from them getting something from the animals that they eat, curious to know the orac value of the food…either that or some plant.
This is always a scary development when things like this pop up out of nowhere. I wish that these children had access to vitamins online or something they seemed so emaciated in the article. It’s not even a question of washboard abs, these kids are hurting, and they are in serious shape.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

The real news

I told this stupid friend of mine the other day, because she likes taking pictures with all of these athletes with ripped abs and so fourth that you really shouldn’t worship these guys, this is how to deal with stress for her I guess. She loves to worship hockey players. So I said to her in the most sarcastic way, I said…

1st off, you should really start to think about taking some pics with hockey players, I don’t know why I say that, but you should definitely look into it, I think there could be something in that arena for you. I think you need the best multivitamin, I said, and go outside and yell at traffic, oh my freaking GODDDDDDD!!! That is what I like to do.

 

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

This is not the fruit

Oh my God!!!!! I cannot stand these people that go to an ATM and just stand there, no one knows what they are doing. These poeple are pushing buttoms, it seems like they have an idea of what they might want to do and then boom!@%$*&)! They just keep standing there and no one has the time to take care of there business at another bank, so you have to wait until this asshole finishes doing, whatever the hell it is that they are doing! I wish we could do a background check on these people, because they are mental terrorists. Just please, for man alive sake people go to the machine, make your transaction and then leave the damn premises…please!!!!!!! I just have no patience when it comes to this sort of thing. These people are the new 21st century Sunday drivers!
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thisso out of control

I have no idea what the heck is going on in the debates nor do I really are all that much. These peolple had better avoifd me in traffic, that’s all I can tell you. I have taken both of my omega 3 vitamins, it’s apart of these vital omegas package I am talking. This is not the best time to tell you all that I still don’t mind yelling!!! a lot. I have a lot of yelling to do. The next time I get cut off by some little girl in a string bikini wlking her little poodle down the street while I am driving my car, I will step out of my vehicle, grab her by her little scrawney neck and wiggle it till none of us can stand up anymore. I mean the nerve of some of these people is appalling, really!!
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Friday, February 8, 2008

Only as strong as the weakest link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think everyone here knows what I am about! I kick ass and then I think about taking names, I don’t have to take names that is the awesome thing about me! I buy vitamin from this store up the block and they love it when I come in there, I am pretty sure I drive up sales because people are like, man if I could even come close to looking like that guy I would be awesome too. But then I buy the best multivitamin and they know what is at stake for them in the long run. I am so awesome that I am the natural cholesterol cure my man. You don’t know me, you don’t know me!
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Thursday, January 3, 2008

The killer whale in my loins

The blast-tastic day of angry crazy folk all coming over for the holidays. I love chidren and I love the sunshine of Olive Park, but I think I enjoy all of these things in the comfort of knowing that sooner rather than later everyone goes home. We had the present exchange that we have every year. I exchanged presents with uncle Bill and aunt Marcie, they are sweet people but they have no nose for style. I like to buy vitamins online for everyone and tell them that there buy vitamin is on the way. It helps me to redirect all this anger into one performance.
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Monday, November 26, 2007

My stress is in my hair

Ok, so not quite as brilliant as Sampson’s quote of, “My strength is in my hair”. I just want to everyone to know how to relieve stress. It has a weight loss shake type quality to it when you say these words the weight of the world comes right off of your shoulders and the stress that you felt is gone down into the ground underneath you toes. All I am trying to say is that we should all be a little more like my mother. She doesn’t care what she says, at all, ever! It’s not to say that she goes out of her way to hurt other people because this is not the case at all. She just tells the honest to goodness truth, and at the end of the day you have to respect someone who always tells the truth.
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

My stress my country

So what are you gonna do about it! So I guess now that I am crazy, right? But look babies, this is how one human has learned to throw caution to the wind. This is how I deal with stress, it is a great lesson learned in how to deal with stress. I freak out and jump up and down then a little scream turns into one damn big scream into my futures face, AHHHHH!!!! Buy vitamin and feel better, man…this is all that matters to me while I make myself dizzy in the momma slappin face. God, I feel like a dragon, I feel like a leopard, dragon times two!! Enjoy these awesome links, and free yourself from the tyranny of normal!!!! Look I am unconventional like a flying fatty fat person without wings. I go for it, I just go for it.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

the vitamins are on fire!!!

My bros. at the vitamin shop always take care of me and I will always take care of them. I had a big tournement in Dallas a few weeks ago and I really let some dudes have it. This is the first time I have ever gotten envolved in Ultimate Fighting but everyone was telling me how awesome I am and that I should try it. Anyway I take about 6 capsules of my omega 3 supplements every day, and my god, if you are not taking them you really should be. Fish oil really helped me stay in the lead and kick peoples asses a few weeks ago in Dallas. I finished runner up btw, some dude from Chicago pinned me and they say I tapped out but whatever. I’ll see that dude some other time. Above are a few cool sites check em out!
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