Monday, November 26, 2007

My stress is in my hair

Ok, so not quite as brilliant as Sampson’s quote of, “My strength is in my hair”. I just want to everyone to know how to relieve stress. It has a weight loss shake type quality to it when you say these words the weight of the world comes right off of your shoulders and the stress that you felt is gone down into the ground underneath you toes. All I am trying to say is that we should all be a little more like my mother. She doesn’t care what she says, at all, ever! It’s not to say that she goes out of her way to hurt other people because this is not the case at all. She just tells the honest to goodness truth, and at the end of the day you have to respect someone who always tells the truth.
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

My stress my country

So what are you gonna do about it! So I guess now that I am crazy, right? But look babies, this is how one human has learned to throw caution to the wind. This is how I deal with stress, it is a great lesson learned in how to deal with stress. I freak out and jump up and down then a little scream turns into one damn big scream into my futures face, AHHHHH!!!! Buy vitamin and feel better, man…this is all that matters to me while I make myself dizzy in the momma slappin face. God, I feel like a dragon, I feel like a leopard, dragon times two!! Enjoy these awesome links, and free yourself from the tyranny of normal!!!! Look I am unconventional like a flying fatty fat person without wings. I go for it, I just go for it.

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